Science & Technology

THE construction of new nuclear power plants in Suffolk will not make the region significantly worse to live in, it has emerged.

NOT using that cable anymore? Don’t throw it away, because middle-aged men never know when it could be vital.

SENDING pictures of your junk to random people on the internet should remain legal. Steve Malley, a filthy pervert with no skin in the game, explains.

DOES your partner cherish their phone more than you? Do they laugh more at Dwayne Johnson memes than your jokes? Here’s how to compete.

YOU think you like the internet, but you don’t. It’s actually bad. I went on there once and saw not just one cock, but loads of cocks. That’s why I’m getting rid of it.

SOME things are far too popular considering everyone claims to despise them. Unless they’re all lying about loathing these hate magnets.

HAVE you browsed Google and noticed that a whole host of mental things can be reviewed? Here are some of the strangest to leave your opinion on.

AFTER two years of following it devotedly, England has decided to go its separate way from science, it has announced.

SOCIAL media users say what they like when discussing criminal proceedings involving footballers because twats think that, on the internet, anything goes.

YOUR life is full of pressing, unanswered questions and the answers are at your fingertips. But instead you’re typing ‘do goats eat tin cans’ into Google.