Ask Holly: It's nearly October and I haven't seen any Christmas adverts, what the hell is wrong with people?
It’s nearly October and I haven’t seen any Christmas adverts yet. What the hell is wrong with people?
I’ve already started making my Christmas list. I don’t need any toys, they are soooo 20th century. Why go outside and ride a bike or waste time with Barbie dolls when you can spend seven hours a day watching a pair of disembodied hands opening surprise eggs and talking in an annoying American accent about collecting Shopkins? If you don’t know what I am talking about then you either don’t have kids or you need to learn how to parent with your iPad. Either way you need to get a life.
Hope that helps