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Panic as tourist realises he's a moron mid-bungee jump

 

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BBC Four to show Norwegian Crimewatch

Show consists of bleak reconstructions, emotionally detached detectives solving crimes at great personal cost, 15-minute long intervals of meditative silence and phone number at bottom of screen.

 

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