Politics Society Relationships Lifestyle Sport Premium Video Shop
Friday, 18th July 2025
the daily mash
Subscribe
Sign In My Account
Politics Society Relationships Lifestyle Sport Premium Video Shop

Panic as tourist realises he's a moron mid-bungee jump

 

Existential crisis hits extreme sports participant.

 

Sign up now to get
The Daily Mash
free Headlines email – every weekday
privacy

BBC Four to show Norwegian Crimewatch

Show consists of bleak reconstructions, emotionally detached detectives solving crimes at great personal cost, 15-minute long intervals of meditative silence and phone number at bottom of screen.

 

Next story ›
Mash Premium Priority Boarding Super Ultra Reserve
  1. The Archbishop of Canterbury on… enjoying Wonderwall for the 10,000th time, Noel?
  2. Patties like beer mats and chips from f**king sweet potatoes: The gammon food critic's smash burger bar experience
  3. Mash Blind Date: 'It's a lot harder using ChatGPT to charm her into bed in person'
  4. Your astrological week ahead for July 12th, with Psychic Bob
  5. The Archbishop of Canterbury on… RIP Jimmy Swaggart, man of God but mostly prostitutes
  6. A white home counties roadman 'as been chosen to be a bossman ball boy at da Wimbledon tennis ting
  7. Embarrassing sex secrets you're right to keep to your f**king self, with the Mash sex columnist
  8. Your astrological week ahead for July 5th, with Psychic Bob
  9. The Archbishop of Canterbury on… has Rod Stewart turned into your bigoted gran?
  10. Five other beautiful world locations and the life events I plan to ruin them with, by Jeff Bezos
About / Advertise Terms & Conditions Privacy Policy
Push Notifications
© 2025 Digitalbox Publishing Ltd.