THE bastard Teletubbies earn more than you do, it has emerged.
The gormless idiot baby-monster things, whose job is to amble around making cooing sounds, are pulling in up to £850k each according to BBC figures.
Tinky-Winky in particular has a massive house that is far better than yours, and a sports car with heated seats to warm his fat furry arse.
Butcher Wayne Hayes said: “I chop and mince meat all day, while these fuckers blunder around expressing childlike wonder at their whimsical environment.
“I’d like to see Laa Laa dress a leg of mutton.”
Office worker Nikki Hollis said: “What’s so special about these particular teletubbies? Any teletubby could play those roles.
“If only I was a nightmarish big-eared biped with an aerial on my head.”
However Po is believed to be on a considerably lower salary than his fellow colourful humanoids, which has led to a tense, passive-aggressive atmosphere in the Magic House.
