Intrepid humans begin incredible journey into telly
BRAVE ‘tellynauts’ are preparing to travel back in television time.
An incredible new device, fashioned of whirring brass components, allows humans to literally turn back the telly clock, and disappear into the past week’s viewing.
36-year-old tellynaut Tom Booker is embarking on the incredible sofa-bound voyage, accompanied only by a grab bag of Doritos.
He said: “Who knows what I might discover? Strange civilisations, very obese people, antiques being auctioned.
“If I don’t return, remember me to my children.”
A prototype of the amazing telly device was tested by mother-of-two Emma Bradford, who described seeing Americans shouting at each other over a paternity test.
She said: “It was a very surreal experience, almost like something I had seen before, perhaps in a previous life.”
Bradford disappeared shortly afterwards. Her family believes she now lives inside the television.