Miss Earth winner to face other planets’ most beautiful females

THE winner of ‘Miss Earth’, Natalia Pereverzeva, will now travel to Mars for the finals of Miss Galaxy 2012.

Martian beauty queen Ha’Kuaua Grh-hkn, famed for the greenness of her skin, and the tentacled Jupiter resident Erethe Zantar are hot favourites to win the intergalactic beauty contest.

A spokesman said: “This competition celebrates all the galaxy’s females, whether they are bipeds, gas clouds or flying hairy things.

“Let the best she-being win.”