DOCTOR Who’s new assistant is an overweight man from Watford called Geoff.
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New Doctor Who companion is middle-aged bricklayer
Britain officially a dystopia
THE arrival of televisions that can spy on you means Britain is now a fully-qualified dystopia.
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