PIERS Morgan is currently the frontrunner in a new TV competition to find Britain’s biggest twat.
BBC2’s The Great British Twat Off, hosted by Tim Lovejoy and Kay Burley, is ‘a celebration of the great British twat’.
Elite twats including Piers Morgan, Richard Littlejohn and every professional YouTuber will compete over eight weeks of events including attention-seeking, underhandedness and being needlessly obnoxious.
Tim Lovejoy said: “Contestants face a series of challenges in which they come up with the most indigestible, poisonous concoction of general twattery to serve up to the judges in the Twat Tent.
“Piers is a massive arse but he’s up against some stiff competition, especially as we’re still in talks with Iain Duncan Smith and the fox from the Foxy Bingo adverts.
“If he wants this thing he’s really going to have to be a bigger twat than ever and perhaps even grow a goatee.
“It’s going to be a very interesting few weeks. I especially look forward to the Sucking Up To Donald Trump challenge.”
The winner will receive a trophy, book tokens and the keys to 10 Downing Street.
