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BANK ANGER PROFIT BONUS IN FATCAT FURY SHAME |
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03-08-09 |
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FURIOUS fatcat taxpayer money bonus and angry meltdown shame greed, it emerged today.
 Angry tax thing shame now
But as bank shame anger rose to fatcat, outraged tax money say bail-out meltdown pay for risky bonus shame greed fury.
Bill, a furious angry man, say: "Fatcat. Meltdown. Taxpayer. Greedy shame fury. Make bad thing go now."
Wayne, a sad jobless, say: "No job. Me. Them money. Bonus things. Nice bonus money things. Me no things. Fury anger bonus shame."
Margaret, old woman from nice place, say: "Pensioner. Me. Old lady. Fatcat greedymen. Winter so cold time. No soup. Me go all blue. Then what?"
Vince, a politics man, say: "Appalling. Nasty, shamey greedymen. All angry pocket lining and excessive shame risk. Homes. Jobs. Billions. Crisis-crunch."
He add: "China! Fred Goodwin!"
But Tom, analysing man, say: "Pensions. That's your pension. That £3bn is where your pension comes from.
"Stop talking now, fucknut idiots."
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