Don’t assume you’ll be allowed to go early today, say bosses


SENIOR managers have warned workers against assuming they’ll be going home early today.

Telesales company boss Tom Booker said: “It’s Friday and the weather is nice, but don’t think you can just come back from lunch, do a token half hour of work and then ‘call it a day’ like some sort of aristocrat.

“Stop looking at me with hope in your eyes. I didn’t get where I am in life by being nice. To clarify, I got where I am by being a fucker.

“Now keep working and you might get released at 4.47pm.”