Facebook to introduce 600 new variants on ‘Like’

16-09-15

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FACEBOOK has announced that it is trialling more than 600 new ways to express mild approval for a thing.

The buttons, which will appear below every single post, allow users a much greater range of responses to their friends’ pathetic thinly-veiled boasts. 

The new buttons include: 

Genuinely Like

This User Had The Perfect Liking Response To Your Facebook Post

Wait, Am I Giving Consumer Feedback Now?

Like Facebook More Than Twitter

Would Like Facebook To Be My Only Portal To The Web, This Is Legally Binding

Like Mark Zuckerberg And Every Aspect Of His Weird Lifestyle

Like As A Friend

Don’t Really Like As A Friend But Am Trying To Avoid Scene

Dutifully Like Photo Of Your Children

Deeply In Love With, But Will Never Give Any More Indication Than This

Do You Really Like It, Is It Is It Wicked (We’re Loving It Loving It Loving It, We’re Loving It Like That)

Who Even Are You And Your New Baby, Really Must Get Round To Unfriending Some People, But For Now Like I Suppose

A spokesman said: “We see Facebook as a vehicle for a wide variety of self-expression, within the context of a massive superficial hive-mind.”

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