Internet users want more crap on page

09-10-12

 

INTERNET users want websites to be crammed with as much superfluous crap as possible, according to new research.

Websites are currently experimenting to find out how many annoying adverts, surveys and links to Facebook, Reddit and StumbleUpon they can put on their pages before their users send them a case of wine.

Digital marketing expert Martin Bishop said: “Of course no-one knows why anyone would want to announce that they’ve just bought headphone cleaning solution from Amazon. But the internet is not about ‘why’, it’s about ‘now’.

“Internet users are sophisticated enough to know that without all these links and surveys it would be impossible for them to rate their favourite cartoon iguana.”

 

 

 

  • Share:

  • turkey_inside