Kate Moss launches world’s first debauched airline

09-06-15

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Joan Wakeham/REX_Shutterstock (4743616f) Kate Moss arriving at her local pub in the Cotswolds Kate Moss out and about in the Cotswolds, Britain - 03 May 2015 Kate Moss spent May Bank Holiday relaxing in the Cotswolds with friends and family.  She drove her classic Rolls Royce to a local pub in Filkins, Oxfordshire, for Sunday lunch with her daughter Lila Grace and friend Fran Cutler and daughter. The supermodel Kate Moss, was wrapped up against the chill wind wearing a three quarter length fur jacket, trade mark skinny jeans and cowboy boots.

MODEL Kate Moss has launched partyJet, an airline that encourages passengers to get wasted.

After being escorted from an easyJet flight by police, the multi-millionaire bought the company and employed a group of chaotic, emaciated indie drummers and fashion PRs to rebrand it.

Kate Moss said: “EasyJet is dead, it was bollocks anyway, long live partyJet. We will have Libertines-type bands playing live on the planes and it is fine to smoke fags or have group sex in the toilets.

“On partyJet you can do what you want, which includes having a go at flying the plane and opening the emergency door just for a laugh.

“However we reserve the right to ban passengers who are not physically attractive.”

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