Phone shop workers not really gurus or geniuses


Apple iPhone 5s and 5c go on sale in Japan - 20 Sep 2013

SPOTTY 19-year-olds who know a bit about smartphones should have more appropriate job titles, it has been claimed.

Consumer affairs campaigner Tom Booker said: “My phone has been playing up so I took it back to the shop to see if they could have a look.

“The girl didn’t know what was wrong with it so she recommended that I go and see one of their gurus.

“I was kind of imagining a Maharishi type with flowing robes and visible magenta aura but then this spotty teenager with those massive hole things in his ears came out and I just thought, ‘Fuck off’.’

“In any other job he’d be the tea boy.”

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