THE sorcery holding Amanda Holden together is wearing off, it emerged yesterday.
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Amanda Holden Reverting To Dung
Schools Deserted
BRITAIN’S schools stood empty today, apart from 440,000 joyful teachers swinging tube socks filled with two-pence pieces.
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