Assange 'doing a dangerous amount of masturbation'

30-11-12

Julian Assange may wank himself to death, sources at the Ecuadorian embassy have warned.

A source said: “Julian is left alone in a room all day with nothing to do except go on the internet.

“He’s a man so prizes for guessing what he gets up to.

“Small wonder he looks like an Edwardian etching about the dangers of excessive self-abuse.”

 

 

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