Creepy ghost kid outfits sell out across UK

07-07-15

The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge with Prince George and Princess Charlotte pushed to her christening in a vintage pram the Queen used for two of her own children, as they arrive at the Church of St Mary Magdalene in Sandringham, Norfolk, as Princess Charlotte will be christened in front of the Queen and close family.

‘VENGEFUL child ghost’ outfits like the one worn by Prince George have sold out across the country. 

Parents and demented spinster aunts are rushing to dress children like the malevolent spirit of a 19th century foundling who perished in mysterious circumstances.

Joanna Kramer of Swindon said: “As soon as I saw our future king dressed like something out of a Woman in Black sequel I was straight on the internet. 

“When I take little Seth to soft play, all the other kids will run screaming.”

However, recipients of the outfit are worried about looking like an undead infant dandy.

Four-year-old Seth Kramer said: “Mummy has dressed me in the clothes of a Regency fop, suited only to sipping gin in the drawing room of a steam liner, and thrown me into this ball pool. 

“I cannot see the other children, but I can hear their breathing. They are closing in.”

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