Ditch Cameron For Oddball Fascist, Say Tory Rebels

21-07-07

SENIOR Tory MPs are calling for David Cameron to be replaced with another vote-losing weirdo from the party's extreme right wing.

More than a dozen Tory rebels are backing a challenge by Gary Glitter

Frustrated with the relatively normal behaviour of the Conservative Party over the last 18 months, rebel backbenchers are plotting to replace Cameron with a leader who can recapture the child-scaring days of the late 1990s.

One rebel Tory MP said: "Norman Tebbit just sits at home all day writing psychotic, foul-mouthed letters to the BBC. It's such a waste."

Another rightwinger added: "Personally, I would like the party to set up a committee to at least explore the possibility of exhuming and re-animating the corpse of Enoch Powell."

But political analysts questioned the latest move by the Tory right.

Professor Tom Logan, of Glasgow Clyde University, said: "William Hague had obviously escaped from a laboratory, while Michael Howard made Peter Cushing look George from Rainbow.

"And let's not forget Iain Duncan Smith who would, if given the opportunity, eat your liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti."

Prof Logan added: "The Conservatives have a history of rejecting normal people. Ken Clarke is in posession of some of the most blokish DNA in human history but they treated him like a gay, West Indian Marxist.

"David Cameron may be a shallow, ingratiating toff, but he's a normal shallow, ingratiating toff."

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