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James May To Be Demolished

TOP Gear presenter James May is facing demolition after it emerged his parents did not apply for permission to build a twat.

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Bankrupt Britain Forced To Give Up Weapons It Never Needed

GORDON Brown will this week tell the United Nations that Britain can no longer afford a fleet of multi-billion pound nuclear submarines it never needed in the first place.

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