THE Middleton family has unveiled Britain’s most middle class coat of arms.
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Middleton coat of arms features BMW badge and golf ball
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Dear Holly,I spend everyday slaving after my ungrateful husband and children, and what thanks do I get? None, whatsoever. So if mummy decides that she deserves a few cheeky bottles of pinot on a Friday morning, I don’t see what the big deal is. Just because my winding-down session happens to co-incide with one of the kids’ birthday parties, and I happen to use a few swear words, show my underwear and fall face-first into a rabbit jelly doesn’t warrant my husband chastising me and turning the kids against me, does it? It’s been two days now and they’re still being huffy. Should I tell them all to go to hell?Fiona,Swansea
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