Public Backs Princess Anne To Be Next King

THE public last night backed changes to laws of succession and called for Princess Anne to be the next King of England.

Anne is a former Sports Personality of the Year

According to a nationwide poll, more than 86% said that as soon as the law is passed, the Queen's male heirs should renounce the throne and make way for King Anne I.

Meanwhile 72% said they would enjoy watching King Anne fight her brothers in a lengthy and vicious civil war if they did not peacefully hand over the crown.

Asked what they liked most about their future king, more than half mentioned her strong jaw, broad thighs and large, meaty forearms. 

Constitutional expert, Denys Finch-Hatton, said: "The Princess Royal looks magnificent on a horse and has more male hormones than Charles, Andrew and Edward put together.

"She's also a Colonel in the Royal Hussars, an Air Commodore, a Rear Admiral and finished last season as a very useful tighthead prop for London Irish."

He added: "She may not have the requisite number of testicles but she's hard as nails, drinks from the can and loves nothing more than a well-organised dog fight."