Queen’s top ten songs all Lethal Bizzle

07-06-16

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THE Queen’s top ten songs are all by her favourite artist Lethal Bizzle, it has been confirmed.

Ignoring advice from Palace staff and the prime minister to include a few Adele tunes, Elizabeth II has once again confirmed that for her there is only grime. 

Music writer Julian Cook said: “I was hopeful some other genres, or indeed even artists, might get a look in this time but no, as you’d expect it’s all Bizzle all the way. 

“Lots of new songs – Rari WorkOut obviously, Fester Skank and even the new Wobble which is perhaps a bit premature – alongside old favourites from the More Fire Crew and, as ever, Pow! at number one. 

“She’s nothing if not consistent.” 

The Queen said: “Lethal B is a genius urban storyteller, he’s this generation’s George Formby. Besides his outstanding musical output I really enjoyed his beef with N-Dubz because I think Tulisa is a right skank.

She added: “Grime will never die.”

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