Royal baby's name revealed as Chunky

17-07-13

THE impending royal baby is to be named Chunky, regardless of its gender.

They are chunky

They are chunky

Prince William and Kate Middleton chose the name from a list of favourites including Basher, Baldy and The Baby.

Prince William said: “It’s a good name because when you think about it all babies are chunky. They have little fat arms and legs.

“Also Chunky works whether it’s a boy or a girl or ‘in between’ which can happen, especially in the upper classes where the gene pool is not extensive.

“At first I wanted to call it King Rollo because that was such a good cartoon in the 80s but Kate was like, what if it’s a girl?

“Then it would end up being Queen King Rollo. I thought that was quite funny but no one else was into it.”

48-year-old Royal fan Emma Bradford said: “If that’s the name the royal couple have chosen then I think it’s amazing, because that is the simple fashion in which my brain works.”

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