Thank you so much for drawing attention to me, Cameron tells Murray

11-07-16

Tennis - Wimbledon Championships 2016 Day Fourteen All England Lawn Tennis & Croquet Club, Church Rd, London, United Kingdom - 10 Jul 2016

DAVID Cameron has thanked Andy Murray for throwing him under a bus at Wimbledon yesterday.

The new champion celebrated his second Wimbledon victory by pointing at the outgoing prime minister, reminding everybody who he was and what a ‘difficult’ time he had had lately.

Cameron said: “Fifteen thousand posh people pissed on Cava who’ve had their savings fucked into a skip in the last fortnight while I have to sit there looking like I’ve just eaten the world’s biggest bowl of shit.

“Yeah, that’s exactly how I wanted to spend my Sunday afternoon on one of the last of these jollies I’ll get to go on, pal. Cheers. Why not remind everyone how I’m mates with Rebekah Brooks while you’re at it?

“Blair never got this shit with Henman.”

He added: “I just want to keep my head down, work my notice and go eight seconds without somebody reminding me I’m a twat.”

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