What will the royal baby look like?

07-12-12

USING a combination of art and science, the Institute for Studies has created these incredible images of what Kate and William’s beloved offspring might look like.

Professor Henry Brubaker said: “Since she sadly passed on, the Queen Mum’s spirit has been floating around like something in a Japanese horror film, waiting for a chance to be reborn. So the nation’s deceased grandmother could possess Kate’s baby, resulting in this.”

Professor Henry Brubaker said: “It’s dark in Kate’s womb, so the child could develop extra large ‘bush baby’ eyes to navigate the inky blackness and find the fruit in her tummy.”

Professor Henry Brubaker said: “The baby will be born in 2013. This is practically the distant future, so probably it will come out as a robot. It will have a futuristic name, like Zarkon-4 or Zarkon-4B if it’s a girl.”

 

 

 

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