Celebrity

PORTRAYING me as the world’s worst person is lazy journalism. These people are way worse because they don’t practise what they preach.

KELLY LeBrock has a new career in ranching, but attempting to watch her  vintage films remains a slog. These ere are more sex symbols you have to be very committed to ogling.

KATE Winslet has followed appearing in a film with her daughter by starring in a film written by her son. She, and these celebrities, should realise talent isn’t genetic.

NIGEL Farage should be glad of my support. I’m practically a household name, I have a strong work ethic, and I'm not out of touch with young people, many of whom I have f**ked.

I'VE decided to leave the lawless criminal dystopia that is Britain in 2025 and move to Dubai, a location I chose solely on the basis of international crime statistics.

THE Queen has caught the UK unawares with her full-throated support of posh people with horses and houses all joyously committing adultery.

THE win of Angry Ginge on I’m A Celebrity raises a disturbing question. Are Gen Z no longer committing to long-held prejudice about the gingers?