GLOBAL warming is probably being caused by ghosts, climate scientists claimed last night.
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Climatologists Claim Planet Is Haunted
Zoology admits defeat over cocks, tits and beavers
BEAVERS are to be renamed ‘riverdogs’ after zoologists finally conceded defeat to the overwhelming forces of sexual innuendo.
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