This is a peculiar twist of fate, thinks jungle grub being eaten by Tory MP

A WITCHETTY grub has pondered the strangeness of its demise while being eaten by the MP for Mid Bedfordshire.

As Nadine Dorries crunched into its slimy body, jungle larva Roy Hobbs said: “I always imagined I would perish in the gullet of a bird, or perhaps a large toad.

“This is really odd, and somehow very much worse.”