Health

THE NHS loves nothing more than to send you home with a little souvenir of your time with them lodged inside your body. What are you setting off metal detectors with?

A MAN who performs the bare minimum of physical activity nonetheless believes it necessary for him to consume three large steaks a day.

COUNTRY walks and meditation aren’t the only boosters for mental health. These easy everyday activities also bring wonderful benefits.

HORNY in extreme heat? Drawn to rubbing one out despite the risks? Take these precautions to avoid scandalous fatality.

ARE you worried about contracting hantavirus? You should be, because it’s tiny and could be hiding anywhere. Stay safe by taking the following sensible precautions.

A GIG largely attended by the over-50s was only slightly marred by the entire audience spending most of it servicing their bladders.

MANY stretches of British coastline have water quality so poor swimming is not recommended. Here they are, and here’s why they’re voting far-right.

NHS services are in turmoil due to the strike by resident doctors. So should you put extra pressure on the system by trying to see a medic, or can it wait? Consult our A-Z list.

A QUEUE to register at a new NHS brothel in Yorkshire which is accepting new clients stretched for almost two miles.