Health

'Breast is best' agrees bloke who's never been that into arses

A MAN with no interest in breastfeeding has inadvertently become a vocal proponent of it after misunderstanding the term ‘Breast is best’.

Do you have super flu, man flu, or Superman flu? A quiz

HAVE you been struck down with super flu, man flu, or a new mutant strain combining the two? Find out.

Man losing battle against arse crack hair

A HIRSUTE man is losing his battle against the endless encroachment of his arse crack hair, it has emerged.

300, and other films that are nothing compared to your brave struggle with a cold

PEOPLE often fail to appreciate your bravery and stoicism when suffering from a cold. But as you lie on the sofa, you know your heroism outshine the wusses in these films.

'So we were right all along?' conclude anti-lockdown twats

PEOPLE who opposed lockdowns have taken the findings of the Covid inquiry to mean they were bang-on the entire time.

​​How to cope with feeling sad for people who own £2 million houses

RACHEL Reeves’s ‘mansion tax’ would require owners of homes worth over £2 million to pay a relatively small extra amount. It’s a gut-wrenching blow for all of us, so here’s how to cope as best you can.

Tired all the time? Have you considered shutting up about it

ARE you tired all the time? Doctors believe they have hit upon the incredible solution of you shutting the f**k up about it.

Woman thought ultrasound scan would get more likes

A DISAPPOINTED mum-to-be expected a photo of her ultrasound scan to get more likes on social media than it did.