THERESA May has told GP surgeries to teach a range of evening classes to avoid closure.
A WOMAN who would not shut up about going vegan for a month has gorged herself on cheddar like an animal.
THERESA May has reminded everyone that the NHS has yet to burn to the ground.
JANUARY is the perfect time to stop smoking and drinking alcohol while simultaneously eating healthily and taking up exercise, experts believe.
A MAN having a month off alcohol is putting his concerns about life expectancy before his mates, it has been claimed.
A MAN who will soon be in traction with two broken legs is really glad 2016 is behind him.
A WOMAN’S attempts to live in the moment have been disrupted by the arrival of other moments.
THE secret to living a long, happy life is to be nasty, unintelligent or a combination of the two, research has found.