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Everything to be labelled with terrifying images of death

ALL products will soon feature graphic imagery illustrating how they might kill you.

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'Any time, any place' Duchess tells novelist

IF Booker prize winner Hilary Mantel wants a piece of the Duchess of Cambridge, she can have it, St James’s Palace has confirmed.

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