VACCINATING everyone against mental illness is the easiest and most practical way to prevent mass shootings, according to America’s gun lobby.
The National Rifle Association has called for a nationwide inoculation programme to ‘eradicate violent psychosis from American life’.
An NRA spokesman said: “Most supermarkets sell a cheap, over-the-counter anti-madness serum that you and your family could inject yourselves with at home.
“But liberals won’t let you because they are all in the pocket of Big Insanity.
“Meanwhile, they keep blocking Congressional Republicans from passing a perfectly straightforward insanity abolition law.”
He added: “Just think, once everyone has been vaccinated then we could all have our own personal Howitzers, safe in the knowledge that we are all completely sane.”
