Donald Trump praises New York for its whiteness
DONALD Trump has praised the stunning beauty of a snowy, all-white New York.
The city’s weekend blizzards met with approval from the amphibious presidential hopeful, who awoke in his vast gold bed to see whiteness blanketing the streets.
Trump said: “Other colours are fine in the right context but I just believe white is perfect. It is virginal, untainted and bursting with wholesome aspiration.
“American children can play happily in white snow but not snow that is brown or streaked with yellow, and I think that says a lot.”
However New Yorker Martin Bishop said: “If it wasn’t for my Muslim neighbour lending me a shovel, I wouldn’t have been able to make it the end of my driveway for my daily scream into the void.”