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France surrenders to Thor

PRESIDENT Francois Hollande has confirmed France’s unconditional surrender to the Norse god of thunder.

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Dalai Lama goes off on one about sales calls

TIBET’S spiritual leader has delivered an extraordinary rant about the things that do his head in.

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