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Greece split over future of Kraken

GREECE’S left-wing leader has said he would never unleash the Kraken and called for the monster to be phased out.

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Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob

Aquarius (20 JAN-19 FEB) You’ve been spending most your life livin’ in a gangster’s paradise but there are excellent transport links and some nice shops there these days.

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