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Guardian readers pay tribute to man who would have banned the Guardian

GUARDIAN readers were today in mourning for a man who would have banned the Guardian if it was in Venezuela. 

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Overweight people have no heads

THE overweight torsos seen in television news reports have no heads attached to them, it has emerged.

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