Parallel-timeline President Hillary Clinton impeached for wearing ugly shoes

PRESIDENT Hillary Clinton in a parallel timeline is facing impeachment and criminal charges for wearing ugly shoes.

Just over a month into her presidency, Clinton is also facing investigations by Republicans into her choice of  hats, a mean look she gave somebody, and the way she holds her coffee cup.

Republican congressman Trey Gowdy said: “The time for Mrs Clinton to resign is now.

“Wearing shoes that were blue and brown, and to do so less than two-thirds of a mile away from a war memorial, was an act of gross disrespect to our brave troops who I personally worship as gods.”

Gowdy added: “If Donald Trump had been elected then we’d be hitting him just as hard.

“No, harder.”