Secret Service agent on final day deletes Trump

03-11-17

A US Secret Service agent on his final day working at the White House has deleted Donald Trump before leaving.

The agent, who was part of the detail guarding the president and his family, apparently waited until his supervisors were on their break, sneaked upstairs, cancelled the president with his SIG Sauer P229 sidearm, and then left the building whistling.

A White House spokesman said: “Unfortunately there’s not much we can do. He’s no longer an employee.

“It was 11 minutes before anyone noticed and he’d already clocked out, looking unusually cheerful according to the staff on the doors, and strolled off down Pennsylvania Avenue. He’s probably still laughing in one of the bars.

“It’s regrettable, and against our code of conduct, but we’ve got a back-up vice-president who was sworn in very quickly, so no real harm was done apart from embarrassment.

“That agent is definitely not getting a good reference from us, though. So it’s him who’s ended up looking the fool.”

Steve Malley of Kansas said: “Hey, when I quit Applebee’s I changed the code on the bathroom so nobody could get in. Everyone does these little pranks.”

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