Stephen Fry breeding uncontrollably in Australian Outback

04-02-13

QI HOST Stephen Fry is overwhelming Australia’s native wildlife, it has emerged.

A breeding pair of Stephen Frys was exported to Australia in 1993, in an effort to introduce erudite wit.

However Fry’s rapid breeding cycle and voracious appetite for rodents have become a threat to the country’s ecology.

Australian prime minister Julia Gillard said: “If you see a Stephen Fry in your garden, hit it repeatedly with a rake until you hear a squelch.”

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