AMERICANS can urinate on our dead bodies as much as they feel like, the Taliban said last night.
The laid-back Afghan militia insisted footage of three US marines desecrating the corpses of Taliban fighters was ‘no biggie’.
A spokesman said: “Why would you think this would bother us? Why would you think this would make us redouble our efforts to kill as many of you as we possibly can and make Vietnam look like a bunch of bonged-up students playing a game of Pictionary?
“It’s just three guys having a laugh at the end of a hard day’s work. Hey, we know the feeling and we’re totally cool with it.”
He added: “The idea that muslims all over the world would somehow get all worked up and then swear vengeance, even if it must be delivered via the exploding undergarments of a glorious martyr, is so totally wide of the mark.
“Where did you get the idea that we were all so uptight? Chill. Everything is very groovy.”
US Marine Captain Bill McKay said: “It’s really nice to be at war with people who are just so easy going.
“I can’t speak for the whole US armed forces, but I know that if I had seen a video of Taliban peeing on dead marines, I’d be pretty cheesed off.”
He added: “Looks like our enemies can still teach us a thing or two about not taking life too seriously.”
