Trump calls Buddha a ‘stupid foreign hippy’

DONALD Trump has continued his war on religious leaders with a foulmouthed attack on Buddha.

Speaking in a provincial conference centre in front of a few hundred confused, noisy locals, the Republican candidate accused Buddha of having no immigration policy and not being American.

To deafening cheers from the audience, Trump said: “That pot-bellied preacher of peace was just a stupid, hippy asshole.”

The candidate then dismantled his comb-over to reveal his bald head and then impersonated Buddha having sex with a Mexican.

Trump added: “Who’s that one with all the arms that those Arabs worship? And why isn’t that guy holding a gun in any of his hands?”