Trump launches ‘Trumpbook’

DONALD Trump has launched a social networking site just for him and his insane followers.

Following Twitter’s threat to ban him, the president-elect has set up Trumpbook, where he will never be challenged and members will automatically like the many pictures of his dinner.

Trump said: “If you want to join it you’ve first got to have voted for me, or be a bit of maniac or a lady with large breasts.

We won’t be banning anyone for saying anything wild or unfounded either because as we all now know, anything that’s wild and unfounded can only be true.

“Putin’s going to be on there. I mean, whether I like it or not, Putin will find a way of getting on there.”

Trump also added that he wasn’t ‘married to the name’ saying: “Trumpspace is another potential name for it.

My only worry about calling it Trumpspace is that it only lasts a few years and then it will be completely forgotten. I’m sure that’s not what the world wants.”