Trump overtaken by Dick Dastardly in Republican polls



CARTOON racing driver Dick Dastardly has overtaken Donald Trump in polls for the Republican presidential nomination.

Running on the campaign slogan ‘Drat! Drat! and Double Drat!’, Dastardly has focused on the issue of young, female drivers, calling them the ‘scourge of middle America’.

Critics have stressed the candidate is best known for coming last on approximately 150 occasions on the television series Wacky Races.

But Dastardly insisted he was ‘cheated by a vindictive, probably menstruating, young woman and a gang of short, Italian-Americans, all of whom are drug dealers and rapists’.

Meanwhile, Donald Trump stressed that not only did Dastardly appear to be on the side of the Germans in the long-running series Stop the Pigeon, he had a 100 percent failure rate in capturing the bird.

Trump said: “The American public are not going to vote for a two-dimensional cartoon villain. They’re not idiots.”

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