A MAN believes the quantity of water he drinks is really important to other people.
Graphic designer Martin Bishop tells people he drinks a lot of water as if it is a real achievement to carry out one of the most basic human activities.
Co-worker Emma Bradford said: “Martin says he drinks at least 12 glasses of water a day and always has a bottle on his desk, but so what? We’re not in the fucking Sahara.
“He says he’s upped his intake from the recommended two litres to 3.5 to account for his busy lifestyle. He acted like this was really important. It’s not.
“He’s not going to die of thirst because there are these things called ‘taps’. He should do what my dog does and just have a drink when he’s thirsty. Maybe we should get him a bowl.”
Bishop said: “I’ve had eight glasses of water today already. It really flushes your system out, so I’ve been pissing like a horse. Just thought you’d be interested in that.
“I’m more hydrated, more full of energy and much happier. Except that time I wet myself on the Tube after going mad on the old Evian.”
