Boffins Invent Self-Hoovering Floor
SCIENTISTS at Dundee University have patented what they claim is the world's first self-hoovering floor.
The ingenious device, backed by a £20m grant from Scottish Enterprise, looks like an ordinary floor but has thousands of small holes which are attached to a powerful vacuum motor stored in a cupboard.
At the flick of a switch the suction starts and anything within a five centimetre radius of each hole is removed quickly and cleanly.
Project director Dr Henry Brubaker said his team were now fixing the remaining few glitches in the system.
"The main problem at the moment is that you have to leave the room when it's switched on otherwise you'll be stuck to the floor.
"We've also noticed that larger objects get stuck in the holes and this produces a noise that makes you want to die."
He added: "We're currently working with carpet manufacturers so that the holes in the carpets line up with the holes in the floor."
A Scottish Enterprise spokesman said: "This is a great investment. Within a few years anyone who doesn't have a self-hoovering floor will be shunned by decent society and forced to live under a bridge."