Call for all buildings to look like vaginas
ALL buildings should look at least vaguely like a vagina, it has been agreed.
Following celebrated architect Zaha Hadid’s vagina-like stadium design, most people said there was just something about it which made an absolutely enormous amount of sense.
Tom Logan, a user of buildings from Peterborough, said: “Call me an old fuddy-duddy, but when I look at a massive, vagina-shaped building I just really want to go into it.
“Is it a sexual experience? Am I returning to the womb? Am I exploring the feminine side of my nature? Is it a sexual experience?”
According to the Institute for Studies, people who work in a steel or timber-framed vagina are 23 per cent more productive, 48 per cent less likely to suffer from stress and when asked how they are feeling almost always say, ‘really, really good’.
The Institute’s Professor Henry Brubaker said: “Meanwhile, people who work in penis-shaped buildings are always challenging each other to noisy feats of strength.
“Penis-shaped buildings also provide an excellent vantage point for looking at other penis-shaped buildings and trying to work out how big they are.”
Jane Thompson, from Finsbury Park, said: “When I see a vagina-shaped building it makes me feel 10 feet tall.
“It also makes me feel like I should have laser beams coming out of my eyes.”