Children just stupid

09-07-13

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YOUR children are stupid, it has emerged.

Researchers have found that late bedtimes and slapdash bedroom routines have less effect on children’s behaviour than their innate idiocy.

Professor Henry Brubaker of the Institute for Studies said: “Unfortunately your children’s dickish behaviour is not connected to anything you can change.

“They’re just little idiots.”

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