Facebook users make embarrassing statements about embarrassing statements from 2009

FACEBOOK users have complained embarrassingly about horrible things they forgot they said three years ago.

Millions of users attacked the social network for publishing ‘private’ messages from 2009 before Facebook pointed out they were old public messages leading millions of users to say ‘oh fuck, you’re right’.

Roy Hobbs, from Doncaster, said: “I had no idea that black or Jewish people were allowed to use Facebook so as far as I was concerned my ‘Manifesto for a Happy Earth’ may as well have been private. Since then my views have changed and I now realise that everything bad is caused by fat people and homos.”

Helen Archer, from Peterborough, added: “When I announced in 2009 that I like to fondle myself in the bath while looking at a photo of Donald Trump, I had no idea I would forget that I had said it. I now want to put this unfortunate episode behind me so I can concentrate on stalking my neighbour’s 14 year-old son.”