Hulk Hogan sex tape fulfills internet creator's dream
The inventor of the internet said: “It was always our goal for the web that one day everyone around the world would be able to see an ageing giant whose buttocks are a different colour to his body pounding away at a random lady.
“Watching on my home computer as she discarded the post-coital condom like a freshly-killed rattlesnake made my heart swell with pride.
“It was a long hard struggle, but ultimately the internet was worth it. The Kanye tape is great too, and I love lolcats.”