Mars a gigantic concept album
GROOVES in the surface of Mars have proved the planet is a giant record made by self-indulgent alien musicians.
Scientists were initially puzzled by the mysterious concentric furrows on the planet’s surface. But by using a NASA space drill as a crude stylus, they were able to ‘play’ Mars.
A NASA spokesman said: “The planet itself is a musical message from an advanced species that is really into drugs.”
“Mars sounds kind of ambient with crazy horns and gong sounds. I’d give it three out of five.”