Synthetic DNA ‘could create Brexiter who is not a bellend’

SCIENTISTS have created synthetic DNA that could lead to new life forms, including a Brexit supporter who is not an infuriating git.

The Institute for Studies said the development had profound implications for normal people who want to go to the pub or use Facebook without becoming simultaneously angry and bored.

Professor Henry Brubaker said: “By fusing together some tiny bits of weird stuff you can create something that, while believing in Brexit, does actually listen to other points of view and accepts that the process of withdrawal from the European Union will not be ridiculously straightforward.

“The creature will not froth at the mouth or use terms like ‘Bremoaner’ or ‘snowflake’. And it may even have a sense of humour.”

He added: “It will also look like an octopus had sex with a giraffe.”